Monday 9 November 2009

Nick Is BNP

I wrote this poem specifically for an 'Anti-BNP Comedy Night' that I was invited to perform in. I was absolutely delighted to notice that the words 'Nick Griffin' and 'British' are uni-vocalism's. So this poem is a uni-vocalism, which means it only contains the vowel 'i'.

Nick Griffin is British. Pink skin is in with him.
"Swiftly ship Chinks, Spicks, stinking Niggs with big lips.", Nick thinks.
"This is my bit dirt"
"Night skin will rip British kids skirts with thick pimp girth, whilst swiftly slimming British living", BNP spins
Slyly slipping in blind fright. Giving thick, tight plight

I grin big grins, brimming with insight.
I think bright light bliss within mind's sight,
will kiss this right.
It will.
Nick Griffin's Ilk will flick this chip, thinking....why?
Finding, in bliss, dirt is dirt
Sky is sky